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5:39pm April 23, 2014
slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 


Don’t stupid-proof your homes, people. We’re trying to weed out the weak ones.

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

Don’t stupid-proof your homes, people. We’re trying to weed out the weak ones.

5:32pm April 23, 2014

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

since when do guys think oversized sweaters on girls aren’t cute? Fuck i missed that email

5:25pm April 23, 2014

stuckinthetimewar:

bellevprincesse:

viamariee:

What

jesus what the fuck

this was my favorite bible story growing up

5:18pm April 23, 2014

thefrogman:

Photographs by Will Burrard -Lucas [website | facebook | twitter]

i want enough for a small army!

5:12pm April 23, 2014
5:09pm April 23, 2014

virginsacrificer:

when you hear someone talking about your interests in public

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HI NEW FRIEND

4:54pm April 23, 2014
when you have to sneeze but you’re to into your game to stop playing

when you have to sneeze but you’re to into your game to stop playing

4:42pm April 23, 2014
cracked:

29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

Getting a spear ripped through your chest and being frozen solid takes a lot out of you. You try keeping that up for more than a 1 minute and 39 seconds

cracked:

29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

Getting a spear ripped through your chest and being frozen solid takes a lot out of you. You try keeping that up for more than a 1 minute and 39 seconds

4:35pm April 23, 2014

shattermybones:

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

This makes me happy.

4:28pm April 23, 2014

armageddonnn:

how i can be every single character on this show will never cease to amaze me.